TRANSCIPT OF TAPED INTERVIEW
WITNESS JASON PRINCE
CONDUCTED BY DETECTIVE INSPECTOR GADGET
CASE NUMBER 01-04030201
APRIL 19, 2013
Gadget: The date is April 19th, time is…. 18hundred hours. I am Inspector Gadget, and I will be interviewing Jason Prince today, at Castle Police Station. Also present is DC Woody who took the initial call out. Jason, can you confirm your full name and date of birth.
Prince: *coughs* Uhem. Hiiyaa, My name is Jason Prince, I’m 22 years old and I’m from Knightsbridge.
Gadget: This isn’t a dating show Jason. In your own time, can you tell me what happened at lunch time today.
Prince: I thought I’d try the pub for lunch, the new one ya know? Up on.. er.. Used to be called the Moat.. Anyways, I’m a vegeterian but all the chef could offer me were Linda McCartney’s frozen sausages or the veggies off of the carvery. Weren’t happy so I
Gadget: Jason, please stick to the events after your lunch. Specifically involving Tangled Hair and Beauty.
Prince: Sorry mate. Sara called me, after my shitty lunch. Shit sorry, I’m probably not meant to swear in these things am I?
Prince: Sara Punzel. She’s me bird. Hot you know? Not like Cheryl Cole hot. Or that Lorraine bird off of the tele hot, but she has got legs up to her eyes and hair down to her peachy little
Gadget: Jason. Please stick to what happened.
Prince: Yeah well, she’d gone to Tangled, had her hair extensions stuck back in or whatever they do, and she couldn’t pay. I bought her a new wallet, sorry, purse, the uvver day, and bless her, she aint the brightest of the bulbs. Fink she’d tried paying wiv her WISA card. Ya know? The free one ya get in the purse. Din’t go down too well wiv the hairdresser
Gadget: Aaah, Miss… *shuffling of papers can be heard* Witchy?
Prince: Yeah well I fink she thought Sara was pulling a fast one. She weren’t though, she’s just.. well… she suits being blond ya know?
Gadget: What were Miss Witchy and Miss Punzel doing when you arrived Jason?
Prince: Um… well.. when I first got there you mean?
Gadget: Yes. What was the situation when you first arrived. What were Miss Witchy and Miss Punzel doing?
Prince: *barely audible* I dunno.
Gadget: You don’t know? Why not?
Prince: Well… ya see.. the fing is.. I couldn’t see. I went into the salon off of the high street and it had been all hot and sunny so I was wearing my new sunnies, ya know? The ones what change when ya go from out to in? Yeah well I think I got done over wiv mine cos it took a few minutes for the glasses to go clear and I couldn’t see jack shit. I walked straight into the coat stand and Sara had to help me over to the desk where we waited til they went clear again. So ya see, by the time I could see anything, there weren’t no fighting going on. It looked like there was fighting but not when I was there.
Gadget: So what happened then?
Prince: That Miss Witchy, she kept saying she wanted her hair extensions back off of Sara, and that if she can’t pay then she can’t keep them. Sara’s hair was a right mess. She weren’t looking pretty and I thought, thats fine by me keep ‘em. Sara was trying to pay with this bloody WISA card, couldn’t understand what the problem was. Bloody make up all over the show.. So I did the right thing din’t I? I stepped up, I was a man.
Gadget: What did you do?
Prince: I showed Sara where her real VISA card was.
INTERVIEW TERMINATED AT 18:17